CRABS & LAUGHS MENU
Crabs and Laughs Menu
For Sharing or Not
Side Piece Trio
Imagine you and 2 tasty things by your side - A tasting of our famous shrimp and ceviche tostadas.
Raw Dog Supreme
Spicy green aguachiles that will have you crying like a little bitch
Bitch ASS Fries
Fries topped with garlic shrimp, chili oil, and gooey mozzarella cheese.
Fat ASS Guacamole
The whole sorority snack, EXTRA large guacamole served with chips
Seafood Fam
The WHOLE Damn Ocean
Our popular MARISCADA but extra crabby. Fried shrimp, fried fish, grilled shrimp, fried fish tacos, crab legs, fries, and salad. GOD DAYUMMM
For 1
$35
For 2
$64
For 4
$115
Hot, Wet, and Messy
1/2lb of shrimp, 1/2lb of crabs, potatoes, and corn. Choose from; simple, cajun, lemon pepper, or A LA DIABLA!
Cold Hearted Bitch
Our Mariscada fria; Shrimp cocktail, aguachile, ceviche, octopus, and oysters with shrimp.
For 1
$32
For 2
$60
The Fat Boy Platter
Fried fish, fried shrimp, chicken nuggies and fries!
Seafood Sucks Team
For the haters
Beef Me Up
Our famous Tampiqueña; Beef skirt, cheese quesadillas, and grilled shrimp rice and beans.
Mucho Meat Papi
Super Parillada; Beef and chicken fajitas, sausage, shrimp, rice and beans.
For 1
$32
For 2
$60
Nacho Daddy
Big ass nachos with beef OR chicken, avocado, pico de gallo, jalapeños, sour cream and a fuck ton of cheese.
Drinks
Beers
Corona, Modelo, and Dos Equis
Michelada
Our housemade miche mix and beer.
Margarita (Rocks)
Lime or Mango
Ranch Water
Tequila or Mezcal
Paleta Shots
Watermelon, Tajin, lime, and tequila.
Paloma
Grapefruit soda, lime, and tequila.
Cubeta & 2 Shots
6 beers and 2 shots
Mexican Coke
Topo Chico